Quiet

Where I come from quiet is a four letter word. We don't say it, nor do we acknowledge it. Last night, example, was SOOOOO slow. But we can take advantage of it. They (nursing admin) has decided to give the er nurses cell phones to use in the hospital. I think the mistake came when we figured out how to prank call each other throughout the department. Theres nothing like playing hide and seek with the department cell phones. One of the docs kept calling my phone "just to check" and make sure I was still there. Some night I'm gonna call him and flush the toilet.

No good patients. Sorry... back tonight, so we'll see.

don't get drunk and walk down stairs. gravity wins every time