Dick for a Day
Another patient is being transferred from a local hospital. Actually, they wanted to fly him. Let me mention that this hospital is about 10 miles (or less) from us. Fortunately, someone with some brains decided that flying would be a stupid idea. He was been shot with buckshot in the back and head. He is awake and doing fine on arrival to the trauma room. His story... he was just walking and some dude shot him.
In the meantime a friend of the cop's shows up. He's looking for "some guy shot in the ass." His guy was breaking into someone's garage when the garage owner caught him and shot him.... with buckshot, in the ass. That sounded a little too familiar. I sent him into the trauma room to investigate.... you know, cop stuff. Guess what?!?!? Bad guy found. I asked for the CrimeSolvers $1000.00 reward, or at least the Det. badge for the day. (dick, haha!)
Finally..... any story that starts with "there were these two drunk ass bitches....." is probably one you don't wanna get involved in!