We also had a man, dressed as a woman (drag queen, transvestite? not transsexual.... shit I get them all confused) who had a anal fistula. Someone piped up... "how did that happen?' Ummmmm.... welll, the bee and the bee meet and really like each other.
Another thing about the Er is that it can be a modified version of Springer... just without Springer. Very nice middle aged mother of 5 comes in thinking she was a UTI (urinary tract infection). We do a pelvic exam since that is part of the work up. Ummm.... no UTI. STD instead. We were a little perplexed until she said that her husband worked out of town a lot. She was very upset when we told her what it really was.
First of 3 in the ICU tonight. I'm hoping that thanksgiving up there isn't like in the ER. The gun and knife club has its first holiday meeting Thursday night and that never bodes well for us!